How far have you gone with a guy?
Anonymous

perks-of-being-chinese:

i went to canada with my dad once

smartgirlsattheparty:

zimbolt:

KILLED IT

Mic Drop. 

(Source: beeishappy)

disheartens:

I hope you fall in love with a man with good music taste and a jawline stronger than your wifi connection

howyoudoinbabyfromyou:

Me: *listening to music on laptop*

Straight Friend: "so whatcha listening to? hardcore metal, bro? classic rock?"

Me: *nervous sweats*

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"yeah totally"

mamrie:

lacigreen:

Hi Sam!

Thanks for taking the time to read this letter. As fellow YouTubers, we have much respect for others who put so much hard work into building their channel. It’s not easy, and you should be proud! That said, we’ve noticed that in your success, there has been a lack of respect in…

With a Pepper comes assault. 

herspanic:

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

OH MY GOD

herspanic:

rhyse:

SHE KNOWS

OH MY GOD

adarkvelvetsky:

kissinbarsyoufool:

animeasuka:

imatimelorddetectivedemonhunter:

hanannibalbanannibal:

thewookiee2:

jesusfreakinglucifer:

carolingponds:

frankietastic:

juilan:

I can’t wait until I get that job at Starbucks because I’m going to spell everyone’s name wrong so they can’t instagram their cups

are you satan

are you god

are we humans

Or are we dancer

Is this the real life

Or is this just a fantasy

no this is patrick

what the fuck is going on

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dirudo:

* Stay in your lane bitch! *

Me:

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tyleroakley:

troyestakingover:

I tried. 

And succeeded. Get into it.

tyleroakley:

troyestakingover:

I tried. 

And succeeded. Get into it.

realitytvgifs:

My anaconda don’t want none unless you got

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